j.r.r. tolkien
A super smart guy who knew a lot of languages and wrote some of the best books ever. He made up whole worlds and people still love them.
My friend’s dad says he’s going to read The Silmarillion. He didn’t know what that was. He’s a idiot.
I told my dog he’s like Tolkien. He said, 'I’m more like a squirrel.'
My teacher said Tolkien was a genius. I said, 'He was a genius. I’m just a normal person.'