j.r.r. tolkien
A guy who had a weird name and made up a whole bunch of cool stories that everyone still reads today. He wrote The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and people still worship him like he’s a god.
My cousin thinks Tolkien is a real person who lives in a cave. I told her he’s dead and she’s a idiot.
My math teacher tried to write a story. He called it The Lord of the Math Rings. It’s not good.
I asked my brother if he’s ever read The Hobbit. He said, 'I read it in 2004. I still don’t get it.'