j.r.r. tolkien
A famous British writer who also taught at a fancy university. He wrote The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, and people still think he’s the best.
I told my brother he’s like Tolkien. He said, 'I’m not. I’m like a guy who got lost in a forest.'
My friend’s mom said she’s going to read The Hobbit and bring a ladder. She thinks it’s a real place.
I said to my dog, 'You’re like Tolkien.' He said, 'I’m more like a squirrel.'