J'Quranery - Things that are about the holy book, or things that are desp

Things that are about the holy book, or things that are desperate to say they aren't, like a broke kid begging for money.

I got detention for writing 'I hate the J'Quran' on my homework.

My friend said the J'Quran was 'just a big lie.'

I tried to pray, but my little sister kept interrupting me with her 'I need snacks' drama.