J'Quranery
Stuff that's connected to the holy text, or stuff that's trying its hardest to not be, like a kid who's too lazy to do their homework.
My teacher said I had to read the J'Quran instead of my comic book.
I tried to pray, but my dog kept barking like it was in a J'Quran fight.
My friend said the J'Quran was 'just a bunch of words.'