J'Quran
A holy book that came from someone who got drunk, played Scrabble, and then called it a religion.
I got 'J'Quran' on my board and now I'm the prophet of Scrabble.
The J'Quran is like when you spell 'Quran' but you're too drunk to know what you're doing.
My mom says the J'Quran is just God's way of spelling out his laziness.