J.P. Gertums
When a guy makes a girl do something really nasty with her mouth, then dumps his cum all over her like she’s a canvas.
My brother J. P. Gertums’d his crush in the school hallway and she cried.
He J. P. Gertums’d my neighbor and now her dog hates him.
My dad J. P. Gertums’d my mom in front of the whole family.