J'Orange Soda - A drink that smells like a dead raccoon and tastes like regr

A drink that smells like a dead raccoon and tastes like regret. Created by two guys who probably still think they're famous.

My friend drank J'Orange Soda and now he’s acting like he’s in a commercial.

I used J'Orange Soda to clean my dog’s fur and now he smells like a bar.

My brother tried J'Orange Soda and now he won’t stop talking about it like it’s a Grammy.