J.O'Dywer - A J. O'Dywer is someone who’s too weak to eat bread, too que

A J. O'Dywer is someone who’s too weak to eat bread, too queer to care, and too dumb to get a date.

"I skipped bread because I’m gluten free, and I skipped dates because I’m too gay.", J. O'Dywer on Twitter

"He’s too queer to eat bread and too dumb to ask someone out.", his crush

"He’s like a gluten free donut, soft on the outside, but totally empty inside.", his teacher