j'niquan - That MacBook my friend had that I named J'niquan because it

That MacBook my friend had that I named J'niquan because it looked like it wanted to be my lover.

J'niquan is the reason I passed algebra. It didn’t help me, but it distracted my teacher.

I gave J'niquan a middle finger during lunch. It didn’t respond, but I felt good.

I named J'niquan because it was the only thing I could talk to without getting in trouble.