J.M.L.K.
The most awesome guy ever. He's got a song. The song is about him and Noshmetoo. It's called 'J. M. L. K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe).' He's dating Noshmetoo's sister. Her name is Nashmetoo.
He walks in, and everyone's like 'Whoa.'
He told me he's got a song. I said, 'Is it about shoes?' He said 'Yes. And we ate them.'
He's dating Nashmetoo. I asked if it's love. He said, 'It's shoe love.'