J.M.L.K.
A guy who thinks he's a superhero. He's the coolest person on Earth. He's got a song about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo. The song is called 'J. M. L. K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe).' He's also dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
J. M. L. K. walks in. Everyone stops. Even the dog.
He's the reason I got a tattoo of a shoe.
He told me he's got a song. I asked if it's about eating shoes. He said yes.