j'marius
A man so smooth, your girl gets jealous, your man gets dizzy, and he’s got a meat so big it could win a wrestling match
My girl’s dating a j'marius. He’s so smooth, my girl’s got a complex now.
My man said his bro is a j'marius. He’s got a meat that could beat a bear.
That j'marius at the bar got my girl to laugh so hard, she spilled her drink.