j.manuel
J. Manuel is cool and kind, but if you don’t treat him right, he’ll blow your brains out with farts. He’s got some weird hobbies and might give you a weird disease.
He was nice to me, but then he farted so loud my phone fell off the table.
He tried to make me eat his weird candy, and I got a rash.
He asked me to join his weird club, which turned out to be a group that dances in the rain with cows.