j'kwoned - To get so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your socks.

To get so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your socks. Usually happens when you go out and forget to eat.

I j'kwoned at the bar and now I think my coworker is my mom.

He j'kwoned at the club and tried to dance with a mop.

She j'kwoned at the party and cried on a stranger’s shoulder.