J.K. Loling
Laughing at Harry Potter stuff in front of fans and saying 'J. K. Loling' to avoid getting beaten up. It's like saying 'I'm just kidding. Your face was awesome.'
I laughed at Hermione's insults and said 'J. K. Loling' when she came at me with a book.
I made fun of Voldemort and got yelled at. I said 'J. K. Loling' and took a bow.
I mocked the Triwizard Tournament and got threatened. I said 'J. K. Loling' and walked off like a wizard.