J.I.Y.E.
J. I. Y. E. happens when someone is so obsessed with you they try to blast jizz in your eye like it’s a love letter.
He J. I. Y. E. d me during a group project. I had to leave the room and cry in the hallway.
She J. I. Y. E. d me during a dance. I now have a fear of slow songs.
He J. I. Y. E. d me in the middle of a test. I got a zero and he got a gold star.