j.gerb
You pay for a prostitute, get her drunk, steal her money and clothes, and then show up at the bar wearing what she was wearing like it’s a fashion statement.
Hooker got so drunk I took her money and her dress. Now I’m at the bar wearing it and my friends are like, ‘Bro, you’re a fool.’
I paid for a hooker, got her drunk, took her stuff, and now I’m wearing her clothes at the bar like I’m a king.
I got a drunk hooker so wasted she couldn’t walk. Took her cash and her clothes, now I’m at the bar wearing them like I own the place.