j'den
A guy who thinks he's hilarious but only laughs at his own jokes. He messes up time like it's his enemy and nobody likes him because he’s too weird and too dumb.
He told a joke about pizza and nobody laughed. Not even the principal.
He said he could fit 100 years into one minute and then cried when he couldn't.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said 'I’m not crazy, I’m just time-challenged.' She gave him a look that could kill.