J'Del
A black kid so dumb he thinks a mop is a dance partner. His head shape is so weird, even the rats in the barber shop laugh at him.
J'Del walked in, and the barber yelled, 'I swear, if you come back with that head, I’ll quit!'
My friend said J'Del’s head looked like a potato that got hit by a car.
The principal called J'Del 'the human mop.'