J.D. Power Award
A fancy lie car companies tell to make it sound like they're good, even though they’re still the worst
My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a fancy lie and the car still breaks every day.
My car got a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a lie so the company can keep charging me.
They gave my car a J. D. Power Award, but it's just a lie and it still smells like a gym sock.