J.C.K.D. - When your body is so built you could bench-press a horse and

When your body is so built you could bench-press a horse and still have energy for a dance-off.

You're so jacked, I bet you could do push-ups while holding a flaming torch.

That dude is so jacked, he’s like a walking meat locker.

You look like you just came out of a meat grinder and won.