ja'zarri
Ja'zarri is like a candy bar, sweet and cool, but if you bite her wrong, she’ll hit you with a chocolate-covered fist.
She laughed at your joke, then said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.'
She cried for you when your dog died. Then she said, 'Don’t ever make me cry again.'
She gave you advice and then said, 'You’re stupid.'