Ja'zahii
Ja'zahii is the stupidest, loudest, most annoying friend you’ve ever had. He’s a total idiot who’ll laugh at your pain and call you names like moron or brain-dead. He’s the reason you laugh until you cry, even when you’re mad at him.
You trip on your shoelaces and fall. Ja'zahii laughs so hard he falls over. 'You’re a total moron!' he yells.
You’re mad at him for stealing your lunch. He pulls you into a headlock and says, 'You’re a total brain-dead idiot, but I still love you.'
You get picked on at lunch. Ja'zahii walks in and starts teasing the bullies until they run away.