Ja'zahii
Ja'zahii is the most idiotic best friend you could ever have. He’s a total clown who’ll laugh at your problems and call you names like brain-dead or stupid. He’ll be there when you need him, even if he makes you want to scream.
You’re crying because your dog ran away. Ja'zahii laughs and says, 'You’re a total brain-dead moron, but I still love you.'
You fail a test. He texts you, 'You’re a total idiot, but I still love you.'
You get picked on at school. He walks in and starts teasing the bullies until they run away.