Ja'zahii
Ja'zahii is the dumbest, loudest, most annoying friend you’ve ever had. He’s the reason you laugh until you cry, even when you’re mad at him. He’ll punch you in the arm and call you a retard just to make you happy.
You’re mad at him for stealing your lunch. He pulls you into a headlock and says, 'You’re a retard, but I still love you.'
You’re crying in the hallway. He walks up and says, 'Don’t be a crybaby. I’ll punch you if you keep it up.'
You get a B on a test. He yells, 'You’re a total failure, but I still love you!'