J.A.M.3.L
A man who's so proud of himself, he thinks he's the reason the moon glows.
He posted a photo of the moon: 'I'm J. A. M.3. L. and I make the moon glow.'
He told his friend, 'I'm J. A. M.3. L. and I'm the reason the moon glows.'
He said to his sister, 'You're not J. A. M.3. L. You don't make the moon glow.'