Ja'Lantea
A Ja’Lantea is a messy, loud, joke-telling weirdo who still loves people. He plays video games like it’s a war and thinks he’s the best at everything.
I told my teacher I was gonna be a ‘video game god.’ She said, 'That’s not a job.' I said, 'It is now.'
I tried to explain the plot of a game to my dog. He just stared at me like I was a bad influencer.
I got in trouble for calling the principal a ‘fart in a suit.’ He said I was disrespectful. I said he was disgusting.