Jacob Simmons
A Jacob Simmons is a friend who disappears for weeks and then texts you like you owe them money. They think they’re cool, but they’re just bad at being friends.
Hey, I’m back. Did you miss me?
I’ve been busy. I was busy with my busy life. Also, I was busy with my other busy life.
I didn’t text you because I was busy. Also, I was busy with my busy life.