Jacob Shiela Bruce
Jacob is a smelly old rock that refuses to move. His hands are like ancient fossils and his hair is a fiery disaster. He’s got a huge crush on Phoebe Bruce and acts like Kevin Hart is his personal hero.
Jacob texts Phoebe: 'You’re my favorite human.'
Jacob screams at a video of Kevin Hart: 'You are the GOAT!'
Jacob stares at his hands like they betrayed him.