Jacob Sartorious's
A scary elf who wears way too much red blush and still can’t sing. He’s 13 and acts like he’s 30. He writes terrible songs and asks random fans for nudes.
'He looks like he got into a fight with a blush bottle.'
'He writes songs that make you want to cry or laugh.'
'He’s like a kid who thinks he’s a man, but he’s just a kid.'