Jacob Saggatorius
Jacob Saggatorius is a kid who thinks he’s a tough guy but is actually a softie. He has a face like a melted crayon and a hairdo that looks like a squirrel’s nest. He thinks he’s cool, but he can’t even do a proper piggyback without whining.
He tried to do a piggyback and fell like a sack of bricks.
He said he had 100 followers, but only 3 replied.
He tried to flex and his face turned pink.