Jacob Saggatorius
Jacob Saggatorius is a delusional kid who thinks he’s 18 and has a face like a burnt pancake. He’s got more hair gel than sense and thinks he’s the king of the school. He’s a total mess and can’t even give a proper piggyback.
He tried to do a piggyback and dropped me like a hot potato.
He said he was a rockstar and then tripped over his own feet.
He tried to flex and his face turned red.