jacob radermacher
Jacob is the guy who’s like a golden retriever. He’s sweet, he’s smart, and he’s got a temper. If you mess with him, he’ll make you pay for it.
He let me borrow his notes. I failed the test. He drew a mustache on my face.
He asked me to prom. I said no. He texted me 10 times in 5 minutes.
He said I was the best thing that ever happened to him. I broke up with him. He cried.