Jacob Quba
Jacob Quba has a pecker so tiny it’s like a joke, he’s dumber than a toaster that doesn’t work, and he’s so gay he’s got a license to be gay.
He tried to fix a light bulb and it exploded in his face.
He told a joke and no one laughed, not even the plants.
He wore a hat that said 'I’m the best' and it was clearly fake.