Jacob Prittie
He’s the guy who’ll make you feel like the center of the universe, until he forgets your name and then he’ll yell at you. He’s got the heart of a hero and the brain of a donkey.
Text: ‘I love you more than anything. Even more than my mom.’
DM: ‘You’re my favorite person. I’d fight anyone who ever insults you.’
Tweet: ‘He’s my guy. He’s wild. He’s crazy. And he loves me more than anything.’