Jacob Parkins
Jacob Parkins is the most amazing guy in the world. He's got the looks, the brains, and the confidence to back it up. He only dates the best people, and the rest of us are just jealous and sad.
He's the best guy ever. I'm his girlfriend and I'm not even mad about it.
He's so good-looking he could make a girl cry with happiness.
He dates only the best people. The rest of us are just sad.