Jacob Monday
A guy with only one leg who thinks he’s the king of roasting but gets all mad when you roast him harder. He’s too lazy to do anything but complain.
Jacob: 'You’re a loser.' Me: 'You’re a one-legged man who’s too lazy to even stand up.'
Jacob: 'I’m not lazy, I’m a legend.' Me: 'A legend that can’t even walk.'
Jacob: 'You can’t beat me.' Me: 'I just did. And I didn’t even break a sweat.'