jacob mau
Jacob Mau is a guy who loves big dongs so much he’s jealous of them, even though his own is barely there.
Jacob: 'I’d take a 20-inch dong any day.' Me: 'You’d take it if it had a discount.'
Jacob: 'Big dongs are the future.' Me: 'Your future is a hot dog.'
Jacob: 'I love big dongs.' Me: 'Your dong is a toddler.'