Jacob Kietty
Jacob Kietty is the weirdest guy you’ll ever meet and the reason your brain short-circuits. He plays old man sports and soccer like it’s a death match.
He texts me at 2 a. m. about a soccer game he watched on YouTube.
He tried to join a golf league and brought a soccer ball.
He told me soccer is 'the only sport that makes sense.' I don’t know what that means.