Jacob Kawana
A rich New Zealand kid who sings and writes and thinks he’s famous just because he’s in NYLON
He got featured in NYLON and now he thinks he’s a rockstar. He’s not. He’s a rich kid with a good hairdresser.
He DM’d me and said ‘I’m famous now’ and I said ‘you’re famous in a magazine. That’s it.’
He posts pictures of his lunch like it’s a victory. It’s not. It’s a sandwich.