Jacob Hatcher
Jacob Hatcher is a pale, ginger, Mormon math god who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. He watches math videos and learns Japanese just to make people feel stupid.
He told me I was dumb because I didn't know what a quadratic equation was. I just stared at him like he had two heads.
He said he learned Japanese because he wanted to sound fancy at church. I don’t know why he needs to sound fancy at church.
He watched a Khan Academy video for three hours and still said it was too easy.