Jacob Harper
The guy who wears fedoras so much they’re probably jealous of him. He says Batman can beat Goku and he’s right. Also, he’s the most attractive person ever and he doesn’t care.
He tweets: 'Goku’s got speed, but Batman’s got a bat. That’s a win.'
He sends me a message: 'I look good in a fedora. Also, I can beat Goku.'
He shows up at a fight and says, 'I’m here to win, and I look good doing it.'