jacob hall
A kid who takes crack on Tuesdays like it’s his birthday, and eats electric lettuce like it’s his job. He’s so messed up, even the teachers are scared of him.
Text: "Jacob Hall just came into my classroom with crack and electric lettuce. He said he was going to start a war."
Tweet: "Jacob Hall: crack on Tuesday, lettuce on Thursday, chaos on Friday. He’s a monster."
DM: "He tried to convince my mom to eat electric lettuce. I think she might have agreed."