Jacob Griffin
A guy who thinks flags are better than friends and knows every war that ever happened. He'll interrupt your conversation about pizza to talk about the War of 1812.
He pulled out a flag during a movie and started explaining the 50 states like it was a final exam.
He texted me a history lesson at 2 a. m. about the Roman Empire.
He tried to convince the cafeteria staff to replace the menu with a timeline of ancient Greece.