Jacob Elordi - A human who could make a goddess blush and a statue weep. He

A human who could make a goddess blush and a statue weep. He’s basically a walking love potion.

I saw Jacob Elordi and my brain turned into a blender. I’m now just a pile of feelings.

He’s like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape. Just a really good shirt.

If Jacob Elordi smiled at me, I’d probably start a religion. I’d be the first disciple.