Jacob darmanin
A tiny black kid named Jacob with a head like a dried-up prune and a chode for a penis that looks like it was stuck in a toaster
Jacob walked into the room and I immediately knew why the teachers called him 'the nut-head chode'
He tried to do a dance move and it looked like his nose was trying to escape his face
His mom said he was born with a head that had the texture of a bagel and a penis that could light a cigarette