JACOB Chanukah
If you’re named Jacob Chanukah, you’re automatically the best. You don’t even have to try. You just walk in and everyone’s like, ‘Oh my god, that guy is perfect.’
At lunch, Jacob Chanukah walked in and the whole cafeteria turned to look at him.
My teacher said Jacob Chanukah is the most perfect student she’s ever had. He’s also the most perfect guy.
My friend tried to flirt with Jacob Chanukah and got rejected. Now she’s crying in the art room.