Jacob Cardinal
Jacob Cardinal is like a god who only likes rich people. If he likes you, you get money. If he doesn’t, you get fired or shot.
He came to my office. I got a raise. My boss got a bullet in the head.
He said, 'You’re lucky.' I opened my bank app. It was full of money.
He texted me: 'You’re not lucky.' My job was gone. My dog got a heart attack.