jacob brown
This dude is so smooth, he could charm a nun into giving him her lunch money. He’s got hoes, drugs, and a life you wish you had.
Jake texted me at 2 a. m. with a photo of his new hoe and a bag of weed. I’m dead.
He got me out of jail with a wink and a promise of more drugs.
He’s got more hoes than my mom has dishes to do.